(MY)FOOT ... (GOT NO) BALL(S)

re-revised on 2-2-2009

looks like the ASSociation have done something which they are excellently fabulously very very good at .... lay the blame on somebody's else. so there you go mr sathi, you may look for a new job. and datuk taukey, can you please walk mr sathi out ....er, don't bother to return... we won't miss you.

revised version

it is interesting to note what mr sathianathan had said right after the drubbing by uae. the newspaper then published comments from local coaches in response to what mr sathi had said earlier. c'mon.... these so called professionals, who earn their living by playing football reported for national duty and only 3 of them were fit enough to play an international match. oh ... wait.... do we still have a national football team? i thought the team died when the first corruption wave hit us in the 90's.

football ASSociation of malaysia is helmed by morons!!! these buggers know nuts about football. even if they claim they are expert on football, nobody would believe them given the state of our local league and the national team's displays. it is a shame to put on the national team's jersey unless you do it out of contempt or upon being forced at gun point. and they have the guts to sell these jersies at RM200++. whada fuck!!!!!on that score, i won't buy one even if it is sold at RM1 a pi(ss)ece..... shit!!!

nonetheless, i'm getting fed up with the state of affairs as they are being conducted in bolehland. i may be a whiner, but i'm not a blind. as it is now, the blinds are leading the blinds. i can't understand how a state football association cannot pay salaries to their players. i cannot understand despite having a sports academy at bukit jalil, we are still producing sub-standard footballers or they so be called. luckily the government have scrapped the (stupid and fucking idiotic) plan to establish what-the-fuck sports complex in england.

they can have a 100 year plan to improve the quality of football in malaysia. the only way for us to play in the world cup is by hosting the tournament. instead of moving forward, the ASSociation back tracked and came up with this policy of banning the teams from playing imported players. non payment of salary should not be the issue. contracting stupid players is not an issue. the main issue is the level of professionalism involved in the administration, development and management of the game.

i will not spoil my mood on this blessed night. i might as well go and do something more beneficial to me and che det's vision of having a population of 70M come 2020. adieu.

PEACE SELLS.... BUT WHO'S BUYING

some people can be bloody bias. imagine this, cristiano takes the ball to the corner flag, taps the ball to ryan giggs. giggs nonchalantly walks to the ball, picks it up and makes a cross to the goal mouth. the whole of the english bastards will shout.... what a cheat! it's so unsporting bla bla bla..... but when rooney did it, it was brilliant, cunning, intelligent bla bla bla ....... come on, i may be a devil but i don't subscribe to this view. to hell with you english buggers!

the whole idea of human capital development is a piece of crap. why? because i don't believe in forcing people to change by implementing something seen as indigenous. changes must come from the heart. people can pretend to have changed. what good does it bring? deep down inside, they are still the same persons who have given hell to us all this while. to survive in a new environment, people can be pretentious. and what the hell of marking a person by giving him grades? how am i supposed to grade somebody on his efforts? what if those efforts do not bring the desired result? should i not penalise him? this is going to be something interesting.

so to circumvent my suspicion, should i now send these people to attend courses, seminars, team building programs etc? it could be a waste of money. my take is this. by placing such a rigid system, it will chase away people who are too lazy or too rebelious or non performers from the workplace. it is a well designed approach to eliminate the slackers. brilliant isn't it. instead of having to go through the tedious and boring show cause letter, domestic inquiry etc, we just scare them off. on this score, i have to fully agree with the implementation of the system. here i go again, contradicting myself. i'm just one whimsical idiot trying to sound intelligent. what a farttt..............

a club wants to buy the former footballer of the year by offering a ridiculous sum of money. the selling club had told the player, please negotiate and agree on the contract so that we can get at least 100M. 100M for a player. these arabs are idiots!!they are willing to pay 100M for a footballer and yet see their neighbours being slaughtered by the israelis like nobody's business. so much so for ikhwanul muslimin.... bahhhhh ...... how many weaponries can be bought with 100M? i do not know. being a malaysian, i guess we could only buy a missile or charcoal-powered submarine , which can only submerge but not to emerge.

DASAR PANDANG TIMUR

pada tahun 1982, dr mahathir mohammad mengumumkan dasar pandang ke timur. rancangan ini membabitkan 3 peringkat pelakaksanaan iaitu (a) perubahan struktur (b) perubahan sikap dan (c) latihan dan kursus. inisiatif ini diambil untuk meningkatkan mutu pengurusan dan pembangunan negara dengan memberi penekanan kpd amalan utamanya negara jepun dan korea.

hasilnya wujudlah punch kad (sebelum ini kita hanya punya punch gunalan), penggunaan name tag di kalangan pengkhidmat awam, SOP, QCC, BCA, kepimpinan melalui teladan dll pembaharuan lagi. pelbagai bidang pengajian ditawarkan kepada para pelajar serta pelbagai kursus dan latihan diadakan.

27 tahun ke depan, gua menyimpulkan DPT telah gagal kerana mutu perkhidmatan awam masih di takuk yang kurang memberangsangkan. kita masih mengomel betapa kerani yang bekerja di kaunter biadap, lembik dan lembap. pegawai2 yg sering hilang drpd bilik masing2. kita tidak menghargai masa. berjalan pelan2 mcm siput babi. kita tidak efisyen di dalam melaksanakan kerja. contohnya pembinaan jambatan kedua PP. apa perlunya dijalankan EIA sebanyak 2 kali? kita membiarkan jambatan bengkok menjadi suatu monumen yg sgt huduh di selat tebrau.

bersih cekap amanah? teladan apa yg ndak dicontohi? org tua2 ada bilang, bapak borek anak rintek. ketam mengajar anaknya berjalan. ke mana tumpahnya kuah kalau tak ke nasik? gua tidak faham kenapa mahkamah yang terletak di suatu kompleks yang sama melaksanakan sistem dan prosedur yg berbeda sedangkan telah wujud kaedah, peraturan, arahan amalan yang seragam? ini semua hanya mewujudkan kekeliruan dan prasangka.

org kita tidak berbudaya kerja yang molek dan berdisiplin. org kita tidak suka dikekang peraturan dan undang2. mereka ingin bebas. drpd apa dan untuk apa?

sekarang kita lihat ke asia barat.

gua tidak faham malam sebelum 1-1-2009, org melayu yg berigama islam buleh terkinja2, merempit, mabuk, berzina, berkelakuan tak senonoh menyambut tahun baru. berapa ramai g membaca doa tutup tahun dan sambut tahun baru menyambul maal hijrah?

ribuan batu jauh dr sini saudara seigama mereka dibunuh dengan dzolim. tidakkah mereka terpanggil untuk merasakan atau melakukan sesuatu? gua hairan dengan pertubuhan dunia yang enggak bisa berbuat apa2 gara-gara sebuah negara bernama amerika.

peraturan dan kaedah apa yang dicipta mereka yang menang perang dunia kedua? semuanya hanya untuk mengekalkan kuasa mereka drpd dicabar negara lain. semuanya terlalu condong kepada survival politik semata2... sama seperti parti politik di malaysia. nggak ada apa2 yg bisa dibanggakan. liga arab hanya mampu mengondem pencabulan zionis ke atas gaza. berbahaslah mereka menggunakan bahasa al quran. nggak ada apa2 dong. wakil palestin hanya mampu berbicara bahasa yg enak didengar di telinga kita sedangkan ia tidak memberi apa2 kesan. org yang memperkenalkan DPT di malaysia mengutus suatu surat yg merayu agar dihentikan keganasan. cukup ke?

pandanglah ke asia barat. insaflah. bangsa yahudi memperlekeh2kan undang2 antarabangsa dan membunuh saudara2 kita dengan sewenang2nya tanpa rasa gerun dan malu kerana kerajaan yang mereka dokong, iaitu amerika laknat akan menggunakan kuasa veto untuk mematahkan segala usul dan cadangan untuk menghentikan perbuatan dayus mereka. kita buleh terus2an bergumbira. masa kita akan sampai kelak.

peraturan keadah undang2 ciptaan manusia hanyalah momokan dan olokan semata2.