finally, the hero himself appeared before the commission today. guess what?
he said the guy looks like me, sounds like me and indeed, he vas me. but noooooooooo.... i vasn't talking to ahmad fairuz and noooooooo......... i vasn't drunk nor vas i talking to myself nor vas i play acting. actually, i vas acting a little bit. vell, the story is like this. seeee....... my brother, he is mad. when i said he is mad, i mean he is crazy. soooooo..... he called me up that night introducing himself as ahmad fairuz but i thought to myself, vhy vould ahmad fairuz call me? then i realized, he vas not ahmad fairuz but my crazy brother. i told him, chaaa... don't disturb me please. i'm having guests in my house now. but he von't put down the phone. he kept asking me vhether the pm vould appoint him as the cjm. i told him, how vould i know? i am not acquainted to the pm. i only know vincent tan. he told me that once i vent for holiday vith tun eusoff in new zealand. i told him, it so happened that i met the cj in nz, vhat a small vorld this is. but he kept on asking and asking and asking. so i told him... correct, correct...... i didn't even hear vhat he vas saying. i did mention tengku adnan's name since he vas the minister in charge of legal affairs at that point of time. vhat???? those are not seen in the video. vell......... the actual running time for the video is 24 minutes 36 seconds. vhat you all have seen is only part of the completed footage. sorry, i don't have it. may be you should ask dato sri anvar about it.
about the name of the judges?
vell, i must admit those names just popped out of my mouth. actually... i have a secret.............see..... vhen i vas small, my ama and my apa used to tell me that i have this ability....... by the vay, have you vatched heroes? vell, i think i'm one of them. i have the pover to look into the future. that vas how i became to know about the names of those judges. noooooooo ..... i did not have any access to any official secret documents. vho am i????? i'm just a normal lawyer. if you don't believe me, let me prove myself. vait....... aaaaaa... i'm seeing things......... its becoming clearer now.......... vaittttt .......... aha......... thaipussam vould be a public holiday in malaysia by next year. pak lah vould go oversea again. then after he comes back, pak lah vould declare the general election and yes, kj vould be contesting a seat. ayoyo......... that's it lah.......
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